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Ironhide400
07-27-2011, 22:18
Logging....that is funny! :rolleyes:

River_Rat_459
07-28-2011, 21:06
I'm going to hell for this one...

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1107/jack-daniels-jack-daniels-winehouse-demotivational-posters-1311815991.gif

MARDIGRA21
07-28-2011, 21:34
I'm going to hell for this one...

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1107/jack-daniels-jack-daniels-winehouse-demotivational-posters-1311815991.gif

Might be too soon lol, but a good one

toby2533
07-29-2011, 12:37
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River_Rat_459
07-29-2011, 15:17
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That's pretty badass! :cool:

GriffinSentinel
07-29-2011, 17:40
Been a while so I think I'll contribute again. I got quite a collection so I'll add more later.

River_Rat_459
08-05-2011, 21:17
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1108/us-marine-corps-lightning-us-marine-corps-lightning-demotivational-posters-1312570408.jpg

MaximusR3
08-05-2011, 21:21
we're using big metal testicles to detonate IEDs now?

River_Rat_459
08-05-2011, 21:30
we're using big metal testicles to detonate IEDs now?

I ran "USMC JOLLER C-IED" through Google right after I saw this. This was once a legitimate project just a few years ago, and the picture came from a USMC briefing slide. There were apparently way too many problems, including the fact that the vehicle more or less would have to be almost right on top of the IED to detonate it.

Read here: http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2011/03/pentagon-still-hearts-its-bogus-bomb-zapper/

...and a more detailed report here: http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2007/10/bomb-zapper-rub/

River_Rat_459
08-10-2011, 11:36
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1108/one-man-cant-change-the-world-sniper-spotter-rifle-gun-demotivational-posters-1312910340.jpg
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1108/762-sniper-guns-target-demotivational-posters-1312910166.jpg

saviger
08-10-2011, 12:58
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1108/one-man-cant-change-the-world-sniper-spotter-rifle-gun-demotivational-posters-1312910340.jpg
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1108/762-sniper-guns-target-demotivational-posters-1312910166.jpg

haha love it!

GriffinSentinel
08-10-2011, 22:00
A comment on two pics below. 1) gotta love the score on the AC-130 and 2) too bad all aerial gunners don't look like that. :D

GriffinSentinel
08-10-2011, 22:03
Forgot this one in the last post. Honestly what would you do if you walked out to your vehicle and saw this? I'd just buy a new truck. The hell with that.

obtainedpilot
08-10-2011, 22:20
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River_Rat_459
08-11-2011, 09:46
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1011/bees-vs-hornets-f18-hornet-bee-hive-demotivational-poster-1290618242.jpg

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1011/mana-a-mano-rambo-dog-mailman-next-post-my-100th-demotivational-poster-1290609505.jpg

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0909/success-australian-army-camouflage-demotivational-poster-1253039975.jpg

AND FINALLY......
This one's for you Ironhide (and other zombie hunters)....wherever you are!

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1011/zombitch-zombie-dare-your-mom-demotivational-poster-1290605838.jpg

Ironhide400
08-11-2011, 09:58
LMAO....That is awesome River! Lady, you have competition now! :D

toby2533
08-11-2011, 17:06
132813271326Love these if i offend some one sorry its not the first time and won't be the last.
1325

http://coedmagazine.com/2011/08/11/56-gay-test-demotivational-posters/ here is a link to about 50 of these

MaximusR3
08-12-2011, 18:02
not exactly a motivational poster but I can see how it might instill motivation in a person...

http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/185578_10150260994718271_9989783270_7560760_7663427_n.jpg

this came from 1up's facebook page, I may have to make a few of these and put them on random bulletin boards throughout my travels

GriffinSentinel
08-12-2011, 18:37
Got some more for you. Enjoy.

saviger
08-12-2011, 20:25
Haha love the 'Spreading out' one, brings back memories of working with the Iraqi army.

River_Rat_459
08-12-2011, 21:32
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1108/true-friendship-some-trust-applies-flame-thrower-demotivational-posters-1313101640.jpg

saviger
08-13-2011, 11:59
HEY! that's my unit crest!! 14th Cav

River_Rat_459
08-15-2011, 11:47
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1108/yoda-the-comedian-yoda-star-wars-wytch-demotivational-posters-1313292081.jpg

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1108/midnight-snacks-midnight-snack-light-in-fridge-demotivational-posters-1313220413.jpg

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1003/edward-cullen-vampire-demotivational-poster-1267847462.jpg

Ironhide400
08-16-2011, 15:11
Yoda....that's some funny shit...LOL! :rolleyes:

River_Rat_459
08-16-2011, 17:23
http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/demotivational-posters-even-diabetics.jpg

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/demotivational-posters-planking1.jpg

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/demotivational-posters-well-theres-your-problem4.jpg

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/demotivational-posters-sub-zero.jpg

David_3033
08-17-2011, 15:26
Employee of the Month
We have a winner!!!


1365

Multi-tasking at its best!This is the level of dedication we expect from all staff !
There is a reason laptop spelled backwards is potpal.



http://us.f1147.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f393772%5fAJC3iGIAAT5oTkwlfAggjVZGlDE&pid=1.2.2&fid=Inbox&inline=1

GriffinSentinel
08-18-2011, 02:09
This needs to be the next L4D game. Valve, pay attention.

saviger
08-18-2011, 07:41
Employee of the Month
We have a winner!!!


Multi-tasking at its best!This is the level of dedication we expect from all staff !
There is a reason laptop spelled backwards is potpal.



http://us.f1147.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f393772%5fAJC3iGIAAT5oTkwlfAggjVZGlDE&pid=1.2.2&fid=Inbox&inline=1

Image broken DB, cant link from your yahoo e-mail :cool:
http://www.thebrokeassbride.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Broke-Ass-Winner-500x375.jpg

David_3033
08-18-2011, 09:39
Well Damn it worked yesterday...

saviger
08-18-2011, 11:08
Employee of the Month
We have a winner!!!


1365

Multi-tasking at its best!This is the level of dedication we expect from all staff !
There is a reason laptop spelled backwards is potpal.



http://us.f1147.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f393772%5fAJC3iGIAAT5oTkwlfAggjVZGlDE&pid=1.2.2&fid=Inbox&inline=1

Lolz, or facebook addict

River_Rat_459
08-18-2011, 18:46
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1108/tach-it-up-tach-it-up-shut-down-beach-boys-demotivational-posters-1313614984.jpg

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1108/dear-spongebob-sad-spongebob-squarepants-is-tampon-demotivational-posters-1313686610.jpg

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/m2-50-machine-gun-50-cal-machine-gun-demotivational-poster-1274733527.jpg

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1108/s-o-b-e-r-shot-glass-white-background-sober-demotivational-posters-1313671194.jpg

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1108/us-navy-seals-navy-seals-discipline-pain-regret-demotivational-posters-1313655662.jpg

River_Rat_459
08-19-2011, 09:08
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_liiiexMlyd1qankvno1_500.jpg

Warhammer0351
08-20-2011, 05:39
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_liiiexMlyd1qankvno1_500.jpg

That's fucking funny!!! That's probably some of the same guys that kick my ass on BO!! I swear I heard one guy breathing heavy and weezing(?) after a tough match the other night! LOL!!!

River_Rat_459
08-21-2011, 18:50
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1104/rule-no-8-aviation-rules-demotivational-posters-1303426248.jpg

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1001/selective-evolution-darwinism-lifelong-virgin-evolution-demotivational-poster-1264181878.jpg

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/bubba-fett-bubba-fett-demotivational-poster-1273471854.jpg

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/demotivational-posters-surviving-shark-week.jpg

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/demotivational-posters-little-drastic1.jpg

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/demotivational-posters-ohio.jpg

toby2533
08-22-2011, 09:58
136913701371

River_Rat_459
08-22-2011, 10:34
OMG! The one with the dog and the wallpaper. I had a dog that did something similar, only it clawed holes in the drywall as well.

That dog is no longer with us, thankfully.

toby2533
08-22-2011, 10:47
same here our German Shepard/mastiff mix when he was a pup, we got home from work to find him in the living room covered with dust, we would lock him in the bedroom. He some how chewed his way trough the bedroom wall into a another room and made his escape. He had bad separation anxiety.

jxspyder
08-22-2011, 16:23
Never had a dog chew interior walls. Had a dog that chewed 6 feet of cedar siding off a wall though.

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River_Rat_459
08-22-2011, 18:32
Never had a dog chew interior walls. Had a dog that chewed 6 feet of cedar siding off a wall though.


Must've been Cujo when he was teething...LOL.

River_Rat_459
08-22-2011, 20:02
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0905/mental-note-demotivational-poster-1241612742.jpg

saviger
08-23-2011, 07:02
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0905/mental-note-demotivational-poster-1241612742.jpg


Ouch!

River_Rat_459
08-26-2011, 15:14
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0906/awesome-huh-fat-ugly-stupid-fail-owned-demotivational-poster-1246375274.jpg

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0810/portal-teleport-wormhole-mind-fuck-demotivational-poster-1223241224.jpg

River_Rat_459
08-30-2011, 15:15
http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/7b78232a-8a8c-4e50-9058-aeaa53045ce8.jpg

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/d3473396-3f5e-4673-928d-888689b073a6.jpg

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/d9dfcc30-ce03-4ebc-86cf-b4210258d62d.jpg

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/2bc1d79a-46b8-4498-8852-6489a16cbb71.jpg

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/b710ff2f-35dc-4aa4-8c8d-f225bd922e48.jpg

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/cf8bc048-3bc0-46fd-865f-ba8bf8d0250c.jpg

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/86c1ab00-9549-4f92-af4e-2d548741b39b.jpg

River_Rat_459
09-07-2011, 21:00
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1109/sneaky-car-dealers-dealer-addons-humvee-demotivational-posters-1315323408.jpg

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/demotivational-posters-look.jpg

River_Rat_459
09-08-2011, 18:19
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1104/new-nwus-nwu-s-navy-military-war-uniforms-demotivational-posters-1303921340.jpg

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1104/us-navy-seals-navy-seals-military-war-elite-demotivational-posters-1303921206.jpg

saviger
09-09-2011, 06:48
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1104/new-nwus-nwu-s-navy-military-war-uniforms-demotivational-posters-1303921340.jpg

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1104/us-navy-seals-navy-seals-military-war-elite-demotivational-posters-1303921206.jpg

Yeah... whats with those new Navy uniforms?

River_Rat_459
09-09-2011, 09:48
Yeah... whats with those new Navy uniforms?

My guess is a contractor had a high-ranking brass or senator in his back pocket, and sold them on the idea that these uniforms were a good thing.

River_Rat_459
09-17-2011, 16:18
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1102/writing-your-name-in-the-snow-navy-minigun-gatlinggun-funny-demotivational-posters-1296604571.jpg

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1104/military-terms-military-tank-howitzer-demotivational-posters-1302540462.jpg

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/hey-johnny-jihad-military-tribute-sniper-demotivational-poster-1277346271.jpg

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0906/firing-range-safety-officer-military-army-ak47-demotivational-poster-1246281865.jpg

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1109/back-to-the-future-justme-back-to-the-future-demotivational-posters-1316092579.jpg

toby2533
09-18-2011, 08:38
1420

Here is a good one

River_Rat_459
09-19-2011, 11:15
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0901/medals-demotivational-poster-1233378184.jpg

David_3033
09-21-2011, 11:47
Dude, I love this it's now printing and hanging in my office at work!! LOL



http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0901/medals-demotivational-poster-1233378184.jpg

River_Rat_459
09-22-2011, 14:51
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1003/marriage-the-end-of-the-marriage-road-demotivational-poster-1268194683.jpg

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1109/divorce-divorce-4x4-dodge-chevy-revenge-demotivational-posters-1316636257.jpg

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/demotivational-posters-zombie-apocalypse.jpg

River_Rat_459
09-26-2011, 20:13
This is perfect for any day of the week that ends in the letter "y".

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1109/brass-knuckle-coffee-mug-brass-knuckle-coffee-mug-demotivational-posters-1316820315.jpg

saviger
09-27-2011, 07:27
This is perfect for any day of the week that ends in the letter "y".

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1109/brass-knuckle-coffee-mug-brass-knuckle-coffee-mug-demotivational-posters-1316820315.jpg

This very this

David_3033
09-29-2011, 15:04
Not really a motivational pic, but funny all the same!

toby2533
09-30-2011, 12:51
Since I was young in the punk days this is good.

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River_Rat_459
10-02-2011, 14:05
When I found this image, there was a comment below it that said to check out the website http://youparklikeanasshole.com. You can print your own "ticket" to give to someone who deserves it, as well as upload a pic of the offending arsehole's car.

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1105/diplomacy-driving-road-rage-humor-demotivational-posters-1304389148.png

GriffinSentinel
10-03-2011, 00:14
When I found this image, there was a comment below it that said to check out the website http://youparklikeanasshole.com. You can print your own "ticket" to give to someone who deserves it, as well as upload a pic of the offending arsehole's car.

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1105/diplomacy-driving-road-rage-humor-demotivational-posters-1304389148.png

I will be using this. Unfortunately frequently around where I live.

HAVOK
10-11-2011, 16:15
http://tapatalk.com/mu/a689894a-bfd0-353c.jpg

Proof that Christianity isn't real...

toby2533
10-18-2011, 10:02
146514661467

toby2533
10-18-2011, 10:03
146814691470

River_Rat_459
11-11-2011, 08:47
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1111/to-do-lists-to-do-lists-demotivational-posters-1320957549.jpg

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1111/facefloor-facefloor-face-floor-facepalm-palm-demotivational-posters-1320954033.jpg

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1111/windows-pregnant-girlfriends-demotivational-posters-1320915887.jpg

HAVOK
11-12-2011, 05:19
http://img.tapatalk.com/a6898914-643b-0b9e.jpg
No more double fisting!

obtainedpilot
11-12-2011, 21:35
Wtf is that

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HAVOK
11-14-2011, 20:34
It's a Beer Backpack!

HAVOK
11-14-2011, 20:35
What's wrong with this picture....
http://img.tapatalk.com/a6898ada-de12-99d7.jpg

MjolnirActual
11-15-2011, 14:17
http://img.tapatalk.com/a6898914-643b-0b9e.jpg
No more double fisting!

Makes me hate my Camelback .... I'm just say'n *LOL*

River_Rat_459
11-16-2011, 18:05
http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/demotivational-posters-ready-baby.jpg

River_Rat_459
11-18-2011, 19:44
I love this one!

http://www.doubleviking.com/dv/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=1037&g2_serialNumber=2

Ironhide400
11-18-2011, 20:19
1583

1584

River_Rat_459
11-25-2011, 19:22
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1011/the-gift-that-keeps-on-giving-mini-demotivational-poster-1290093615.jpg

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0911/the-usrsf-code-named-bubba-my-advice-to-the-terrorists-is-do-demotivational-poster-1257968874.jpg

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1111/battle-plan-baby-cute-planning-kids-strategy-demotivational-posters-1322161605.jpg

River_Rat_459
12-05-2011, 20:26
http://node4.nirvanix.com/polldaddy/polldaddy/images/f94859f6226987c517a767d1ebb375ea.jpg

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/demotivational-posters-by-the-time-you-find-him.jpg

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0901/hey-beetlejuice-doris-joker-funny-demotivational-poster-1231432214.jpg

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1111/-demotivational-posters-1320256637.jpg

ASignorelli
12-08-2011, 07:44
major LOLz at starcraft... I thin most of us have been there... I know I have! Damn my addiction.

HAVOK
12-08-2011, 08:53
major LOLz at starcraft... I thin most of us have been there... I know I have! Damn my addiction.

This^^ 

River_Rat_459
12-09-2011, 09:27
http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/952948_700b_v1.jpg

HAVOK
12-10-2011, 10:14
http://img.tapatalk.com/a68988f9-937a-1946.jpg

River_Rat_459
12-10-2011, 15:08
Whoa! LOL! I had to do a double-take on that one.


http://img.tapatalk.com/a68988f9-937a-1946.jpg

River_Rat_459
12-10-2011, 15:09
This may be the most accurate demotivational poster of all time. LOL.

1671

HAVOK
12-10-2011, 21:51
This may be the most accurate demotivational poster of all time. LOL.

1671

Good god, those are all true

jxspyder
12-11-2011, 00:11
This may be the most accurate demotivational poster of all time. LOL.

1671

So very, very true.

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obtainedpilot
12-16-2011, 20:13
Haha love the chuckling warrant officer lol but here's a picture for you guys,took it while working the other day

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SuicideKiller24
12-16-2011, 20:25
My all time favorite pic :)

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obtainedpilot
12-16-2011, 21:01
My all time favorite pic :)

http://i1206.photobucket.com/albums/bb443/Simmy82/USMG/IMG_0471.jpg

Hahaha

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SuicideKiller24
12-17-2011, 03:32
Race boat
1777

obtainedpilot
12-18-2011, 12:41
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River_Rat_459
12-18-2011, 13:45
^ Epic! LOL.

obtainedpilot
12-19-2011, 13:51
Haha yeah

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SuicideKiller24
12-22-2011, 18:06
A buddy just posted this to facebook...
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River_Rat_459
12-22-2011, 20:06
A buddy just posted this to facebook...
1779

Good one! I don't think I've ever heard of the "203 blank adapter" before. LOL.

HAVOK
12-22-2011, 22:47
He forgot the supressor for the .50 cal.....

Warhammer0351
12-23-2011, 05:57
Nice! LOL!!!

River_Rat_459
01-10-2012, 10:15
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1201/having-a-bad-day-beerbulance-having-bad-day-rescue-demotivational-posters-1326066032.jpg
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1112/lying-lying-text-busted-demotivational-posters-1325093994.jpg
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1112/believe-it-or-not-bomb-soldiers-military-fail-demotivational-posters-1325093958.jpg

GriffinSentinel
01-10-2012, 10:40
Here's a few for you.

ValhallaCQC
01-10-2012, 15:06
Good one! I don't think I've ever heard of the "203 blank adapter" before. LOL.

This guy is in my unit. Every unit has to have at least one.

arMedL3PR3ChauN
01-16-2012, 15:25
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0911/the-usrsf-code-named-bubba-my-advice-to-the-terrorists-is-do-demotivational-poster-1257968874.jpg

Lol now that's funny right there, I don't care who u are that's funny!

River_Rat_459
01-17-2012, 19:31
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1201/contact-sports-kick-football-sports-hurt-nuts-demotivational-posters-1326765978.jpg

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1201/a-little-over-your-budget-afghanistan-househunters-demotivational-posters-1326737047.jpg

David_3033
01-22-2012, 21:06
http://i964.photobucket.com/albums/ae127/dbgusmc/dogdriving.jpg

River_Rat_459
01-23-2012, 18:36
OMFG! DB, I was staring at the obvious, then my eyes happened to wander over to the "driver" and I started laughing so hard that I had tears rolling. That was BEFORE I read the text. Good one!:cool:


http://i964.photobucket.com/albums/ae127/dbgusmc/dogdriving.jpg

HAVOK
01-23-2012, 20:58
http://img.tapatalk.com/a689892d-2c74-04f6.jpg

David_3033
01-23-2012, 21:01
OMFG! DB, I was staring at the obvious, then my eyes happened to wander over to the "driver" and I started laughing so hard that I had tears rolling. That was BEFORE I read the text. Good one!:cool:

I think this would have to be one of my favorite motivational posters ever! LOL

RECONB4
01-23-2012, 21:04
2026Thought this one was pretty funny

recon7239
01-23-2012, 21:18
http://img.tapatalk.com/a689892d-2c74-04f6.jpg

That's awesome

recon7239
01-23-2012, 21:18
2026Thought this one was pretty funny

Yeah, that's a good one too

HAVOK
01-25-2012, 01:11
http://img.tapatalk.com/426c663f-b907-84d8.jpg

I dont know whether to laugh or just shake my head in disgust.....probably both.

MARDIGRA21
01-25-2012, 06:05
http://img.tapatalk.com/426c663f-b907-84d8.jpg

I dont know whether to laugh or just shake my head in disgust.....probably both.

I laughed my ass off we have the same pic on the right at work. I asked the army dudes wtf, they just said that's the guard they don't belong to us lol.

ValhallaCQC
01-25-2012, 10:04
I laughed my ass off we have the same pic on the right at work. I asked the army dudes wtf, they just said that's the guard they don't belong to us lol.

Being in the guard I can testify to this, my team leader looks like this guy. I can also testify that my company has ALOT of prior active BAMF's. There is a shit ton of experience lurking about my Co.

HAVOK
01-25-2012, 12:17
I do have to say, I've known tons of Support guys in the Army, and not all of them look this far gone. In fact, our support platoon was pretty high speed. Just sayin, I don't like how they generalized the Support contingent here.

Port66
01-25-2012, 12:35
i was support platoon, but ours was also the OPFOR counter terrorist team. Our LT volunteered us for every cool TDY he could


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HAVOK
01-25-2012, 12:39
i was support platoon, but ours was also the OPFOR counter terrorist team. Our LT volunteered us for every cool TDY he could


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See? This is what I mean. High Speed!

HAVOK
01-25-2012, 14:17
http://img.tapatalk.com/426c663f-7161-229b.jpg

airbornedaddie
01-27-2012, 12:22
http://img.tapatalk.com/426c663f-b907-84d8.jpg

I dont know whether to laugh or just shake my head in disgust.....probably both.

More alarming is this "infantryman" state of readiness at what appears to be an OP...
Ive seen this one before and I too was ashamed. However, I dont believe in a million fucking years whoever posted this has seen the sheer power and tactical prowlness of CS and CSS battalions under 18th ABN CORP CMD...

$20 to the individual who can show me a CS or even CSS troop of this size and scale in the 82nd, 101st, 10th MTN...I can personally attest to my brothers and SISTERS in the 82nd's ability to change your mind about CS and CSS because on the dropzone everyone is a 11B...its just that rascally "P" additional skill identifier that makes us...

"AMERICAS GUARD OF HONOR"

ROMAD21
01-28-2012, 00:13
http://img.tapatalk.com/426c663f-7161-229b.jpg

lmao!!!!!

bulletmagnet
01-28-2012, 02:22
Nice! LOL!!!

I love it...LMFAO

CrzyChinook
01-28-2012, 03:41
.its just that rascally "P" additional skill identifier that makes us...

"AMERICAS GUARD OF HONOR"

or that "F" additional skill identifier that makes us...


AWESOME!!!!

Army Aviation! Above the Best!!!

Warhammer0351
01-28-2012, 07:30
Wow! LOL!!

iCharlieF0xtr0t
01-28-2012, 09:58
2049
just lol..

ValhallaCQC
01-29-2012, 22:35
http://img.tapatalk.com/43bd41c8-4c9c-1d2f.jpgNeed I say anything else...http://img.tapatalk.com/43bd41c8-2c2f-235b.jpg

RECONB4
01-30-2012, 14:07
2065Hilarious.

ValhallaCQC
01-30-2012, 15:23
2065Hilarious.

That's awesome! One day I too will have the privlage of hands in pockets.

Th3Cap3
01-30-2012, 19:07
2026Thought this one was pretty funny

That's freaking awesome dude, sometimes I miss being that awesome but my wife prefers my current level of awesome. I do miss my old unit though....i would have done anything for those guys.

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saviger
01-31-2012, 10:11
http://img.tapatalk.com/426c663f-b907-84d8.jpg

i dont know whether to laugh or just shake my head in disgust.....probably both.

w...t...f...

saviger
01-31-2012, 10:15
sorry in advance to our support brothers:cool:

http://www.esnips.com/displayimage.php?pid=1569529

toby2533
01-31-2012, 10:32
good one saviger, never called a fobbit was called a remf many times.

jxspyder
01-31-2012, 13:25
I remember the Fobbits. They'd ask us to pick up stuff for them on missions that happened to go by a base with a PX.

toby2533
01-31-2012, 14:19
that what I did, every am I took a ch-46 back to the ship to get the new codes and load my gear from the KOI-18, so I would talk to supply navy and load my ruck with T-P, and smokes from the ship store. Fly back to shore then drive around loading all the Crypto and IFF on aircraft. The other units would have there TP (Air Wing, LSB, tanks, art and HQ) The grunts loved to see my jeep coming it meant t-p and smokes, remember the MRE we eat just had enough T-P to trick you ass to thinking it was clean, so a roll was living the high life.

saviger
01-31-2012, 14:25
that what I did, every am I took a ch-46 back to the ship to get the new codes and load my gear from the KOI-18, so I would talk to supply navy and load my ruck with T-P, and smokes from the ship store. Fly back to shore then drive around loading all the Crypto and IFF on aircraft. The other units would have there TP (Air Wing, LSB, tanks, art and HQ) The grunts loved to see my jeep coming it meant t-p and smokes, remember the MRE we eat just had enough T-P to trick you ass to thinking it was clean, so a roll was living the high life.

lolz, always made sure to have enough TP across my team to last a month.

ValhallaCQC
02-03-2012, 22:59
http://img.tapatalk.com/43bd41c8-c91d-aa79.jpghttp://img.tapatalk.com/43bd41c8-c927-fe59.jpg

David_3033
02-04-2012, 09:30
I saw this guy at school and had to make a motivational picture out of it. Especially with his yellow hair, lol.

http://i964.photobucket.com/albums/ae127/dbgusmc/abstinencemotivational.jpg

iCharlieF0xtr0t
02-04-2012, 15:32
http://img.tapatalk.com/43bd41c8-c91d-aa79.jpghttp://img.tapatalk.com/43bd41c8-c927-fe59.jpg

lmfao at the first one and the second one is so true wish it was like that

River_Rat_459
02-04-2012, 21:07
LMFAO! F***ing A DBG!


I saw this guy at school and had to make a motivational picture out of it. Especially with his yellow hair, lol.

http://i964.photobucket.com/albums/ae127/dbgusmc/abstinencemotivational.jpg

squidfamily1
02-04-2012, 21:12
I saw this guy at school and had to make a motivational picture out of it. Especially with his yellow hair, lol.

http://i964.photobucket.com/albums/ae127/dbgusmc/abstinencemotivational.jpg

At least you don't have to worry about them reproducing

iCharlieF0xtr0t
02-05-2012, 19:18
idk if this is motivational or demotivational but either way my 1sg really scares the crap out of me, dont let the picture fool you, if you get him angry you will most likely shit you pants.
2088

ValhallaCQC
02-05-2012, 20:42
http://img.tapatalk.com/43bd41c8-7788-002d.jpg
idk if this is motivational or demotivational but either way my 1sg really scares the crap out of me, dont let the picture fool you, if you get him angry you will most likely shit you pants.
2088

I feel motivated already, thank god our nco's are the baddest men alive.

ValhallaCQC
02-06-2012, 00:31
http://img.tapatalk.com/43bd41c8-81a8-04fe.jpghttp://img.tapatalk.com/43bd41c8-81b1-e295.jpghttp://img.tapatalk.com/43bd41c8-81bb-e155.jpghttp://img.tapatalk.com/43bd41c8-81d4-f873.jpg

ValhallaCQC
02-06-2012, 00:32
Kantstopmeh for you...http://img.tapatalk.com/43bd41c8-820f-2d2f.jpg

ValhallaCQC
02-06-2012, 00:33
Kevin for you...http://img.tapatalk.com/43bd41c8-822d-ec69.jpg

HAVOK
02-06-2012, 10:56
Kevin for you...http://img.tapatalk.com/43bd41c8-822d-ec69.jpg

Yea, having been in the 101st myself I can tell you with absolute certainty that the cake is a lie. I can count on one hand the amount of times I got to ride in a bird, not including Air Assault school of course.

HAVOK
02-06-2012, 20:01
One of my favorites....

http://img.tapatalk.com/a6898af4-9412-b71a.jpg

jxspyder
02-07-2012, 01:16
One of my favorites....

http://img.tapatalk.com/a6898af4-9412-b71a.jpg

The exact same shit that you did to get that badge, only without the badge. I'm just cool like that, though. :p

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obtainedpilot
02-07-2012, 05:00
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HAVOK
02-07-2012, 09:50
The exact same shit that you did to get that badge, only without the badge. I'm just cool like that, though. :p

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You non-infantry mos guys get the CAB right? Same thing really, except missing all the awesomeness that comes with being INFANTRY! Lol

River_Rat_459
02-07-2012, 10:16
idk if this is motivational or demotivational but either way my 1sg really scares the crap out of me, dont let the picture fool you, if you get him angry you will most likely shit you pants.
2088

He looks like a Kidder to me.

http://www.myfacewhen.net/uploads/1720-ba-dum-tss.png

CrzyChinook
02-07-2012, 10:42
You non-infantry mos guys get the CAB right? Same thing really, except missing all the awesomeness that comes with being INFANTRY! Lol


CAB??? ......shittzzzz ACB all the way.......because we..... are above the best!!!

In Germany when i was with 1/4th INF OPFOR(CMTC) Hohenfels!.. they made all us(HHC) do the EIB.... earned but cause of my MOS i wasnt allowed to wear it?? WTF ....so we wore it inside out for about a week till 1sg made us remove them.


(ACB = Air Crewman Badge + Awesomeness)

jxspyder
02-07-2012, 10:52
You non-infantry mos guys get the CAB right? Same thing really, except missing all the awesomeness that comes with being INFANTRY! Lol

Was established like 2 weeks after I got home. Was too busy getting screwed to retroactively apply. But yeah, it's pretty much the same thing, for the non-infantry folks who are doing the infantry's job.

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HAVOK
02-07-2012, 12:40
Was established like 2 weeks after I got home. Was too busy getting screwed to retroactively apply. But yeah, it's pretty much the same thing, for the non-infantry folks who are doing the infantry's job.

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That's funny, I don't remember any Aviation guys doing my job. Maybe things changed after I got out.

jxspyder
02-07-2012, 16:51
That's funny, I don't remember any Aviation guys doing my job. Maybe things changed after I got out.

And here I thought being a gunner, or mounted and foot patrols was an infantry thing. What do you guys do, besides sitting around talking about how high-speed you are? :confused::D:p

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HAVOK
02-07-2012, 17:23
And here I thought being a gunner, or mounted and foot patrols was an infantry thing. What do you guys do, besides sitting around talking about how high-speed you are? :confused::D:p

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Lol We also lay around and talk about how high-speed we are! 😄

HAVOK
02-07-2012, 17:40
Oh and I forgot raining down a little HIGH ANGLE HELL! You see, I was a special type of Infantry soldier, an 11C. So along with all the other high speed 11B stuff like tactical route clearance, manning TCP's, house to house clearing for weapons caches, guarding wack ass Iraqi "VIP's", countless cat and mouse enemy engagements(pussies like to shoot and run), endless foot patrols day and night in Sunni neighborhoods and QRF every damn time our BC got a funny feeling, I also got to drop some HE quick on some poor unlucky Republican Guard. Good times.....

bulletmagnet
02-08-2012, 10:22
TMA I think.

Warhammer0351
02-09-2012, 06:48
This is funny!! The bottom reads "If you had them you would have enlisted".

toby2533
02-09-2012, 07:23
this is great wish I could send this to all the a-holes that we play.

airbornedaddie
02-09-2012, 14:19
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR110sH_oHkHQXJ38s1FMzBmfPMuD23z1TSTw-G2TywI4dZSwDSAA

airbornedaddie
02-09-2012, 14:21
Oh and I forgot raining down a little HIGH ANGLE HELL! You see, I was a special type of Infantry soldier, an 11C. So along with all the other high speed 11B stuff like tactical route clearance, manning TCP's, house to house clearing for weapons caches, guarding wack ass Iraqi "VIP's", countless cat and mouse enemy engagements(pussies like to shoot and run), endless foot patrols day and night in Sunni neighborhoods and QRF every damn time our BC got a funny feeling, I also got to drop some HE quick on some poor unlucky Republican Guard. Good times.....

All 82nd 11B have done this since OIF1...with a PEQc, an Icom and Airforce Combat controller at the hip, no 1 block radius is safe...gotta love the spotlight of death!

HAVOK
02-09-2012, 14:24
All 82nd 11B do this now...with an Icom and Airforce Combat controller at the hip...gotta love the spotlight of death!

High fucking speed! All you really need is distance and direction anyway. So, what do all the 11C's do?

airbornedaddie
02-09-2012, 14:27
High fucking speed! All you really need is distance and direction anyway. So, what do all the 11C's do?
ours hang out with the d co assholes...eatin up miles on the truck....

HAVOK
02-09-2012, 15:06
http://img.tapatalk.com/4241346f-4376-887b.jpg

HAVOK
02-09-2012, 15:08
ours hang out with the d co assholes...eatin up miles on the truck....

Lol we had our own trucks. Perks of being 81mm

ValhallaCQC
02-09-2012, 15:36
http://img.tapatalk.com/43bd41c8-4a4e-61b4.jpghttp://img.tapatalk.com/43bd41c8-4a5b-3724.jpg

MARDIGRA21
02-09-2012, 16:05
I thought this was true and hilarioushttp://img.tapatalk.com/6389fb71-5151-7ead.jpg

HAVOK
02-09-2012, 19:19
This as well...
http://img.tapatalk.com/4241346f-7ebf-67ab.jpg

Valorfall
02-09-2012, 22:16
http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/demotivational-posters-optical-illusion.jpg
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bulletmagnet
02-10-2012, 17:42
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTu7HFCiKkTbFdJ3-oV1NDhoSvpnM2HO5CNhGCJLdDCK7ehG5Ib

bulletmagnet
02-10-2012, 17:50
http://media.fakeposters.com/results/2012/02/11/d8p307zlj0.jpg (http://www.fakeposters.com/)

River_Rat_459
02-11-2012, 09:44
http://www.bootcampking.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/drill-sergeant-army-drill-sergeant-demotivational-poster-1269295344.jpg

MARDIGRA21
02-13-2012, 18:01
This guy is definitely hard to killhttp://img.tapatalk.com/a6934d2b-b258-b646.jpg

River_Rat_459
02-13-2012, 18:10
Holy shnikee!


this guy is de
finitely hard to killhttp://img.tapatalk.com/a6934d2b-b258-b646.jpg

saviger
02-13-2012, 20:51
Yeah you 11"bang bangs" get all the puty medals...:cool:

What chaps my ass to this day is I still cant carry the B4 Skill identifier(Sniper school), I spent my entire Army carrier in a Recon platoon doing high speed shit along side 11Bs. Yet only 11dicks can carry the skill identifier.

Guess who our replacements are in a warzone... 11 fucking bravo's. Apparently scout school doesn't churn out enough replacements. We train up these new dicks throughout the tour, and loose them state side.

HAVOK
02-13-2012, 22:55
Yeah you 11"bang bangs" get all the puty medals...:cool:

What chaps my ass to this day is I still cant carry the B4 Skill identifier(Sniper school), I spent my entire Army carrier in a Recon platoon doing high speed shit along side 11Bs. Yet only 11dicks can carry the skill identifier.

Guess who our replacements are in a warzone... 11 fucking bravo's. Apparently scout school doesn't churn out enough replacements. We train up these new dicks throughout the tour, and loose them state side.

Lol why is everybody hatin on us 11 series! You chose your MOS right? Still got love for you Sav

ValhallaCQC
02-13-2012, 23:15
If your in a combat mos then your an 11b to me. Yes we do get all the glory but we are all bamf's. http://img.tapatalk.com/43bd41c8-fc11-5d3a.jpg

saviger
02-14-2012, 09:13
Lol why is everybody hatin on us 11 series! You chose your MOS right? Still got love for you Sav

And I'm damn proud to be a Scout. I can do your job, and mine!

airbornedaddie
02-14-2012, 09:21
Hmmm, someone wants a B....put 5W identifier in your google plex...and we're nutritious too!

HAVOK
02-14-2012, 12:23
And I'm damn proud to be a Scout. I can do your job, and mine!

Everybody has they're role to play, I don't consider my job any better than anybody else's. Scouts are practically Infantry, hell, they converted my Infantry Battalion into a Cavalry Bat. But I still bet if I handed you an MBC(Mortar Ballistic Computer) you wouldn't know what to do with it! Lol!

saviger
02-14-2012, 13:19
But I still bet if I handed you an MBC(Mortar Ballistic Computer) you wouldn't know what to do with it! Lol!

True, In the same regards. I bet if you where sent on a Route Recon, that included bridges you wouldn't know how to complete it, or how to report the intel. Or the best way to gain and maintain enemy contact without being compromised. :cool:

One of my PSGs said it best "The best Scout completes his mission with; a Full notebook, a Full mag, and a few dead radio batteries"
And the classic quote "The most powerful unit on the battlefield is a Scout and his radio"

HAVOK
02-14-2012, 13:30
True, In the same regards. I bet if you where sent on a Route Recon, that included bridges you wouldn't know how to complete it, or how to report the intel. Or the best way to gain and maintain enemy contact without being compromised. :cool:

Your right, I wouldn't. So you see, we all have our specialties that make us the best, strongest military presence on earth. No matter what your MOS, we all serve a purpose and without each other we wouldn't be as great.

squidfamily1
02-14-2012, 13:37
Your right, I wouldn't. So you see, we all have our specialties that make us the best, strongest military presence on earth. No matter what your MOS, we all serve a purpose and without each other we wouldn't be as great.
You got that right, i was the best drinking, womanizing electrician's mate in the navy. Could also stand at attention all through muster dead drunk.

sroman877
02-17-2012, 18:31
2191
hard to choose

River_Rat_459
02-19-2012, 21:50
http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/demotivational-posters-rule2.jpg

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/demotivational-posters-if-its-necessary.jpg

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Rickety Rob
02-21-2012, 12:14
2222
2223
2224

River_Rat_459
02-21-2012, 17:22
I love all three of those Rickety...particularly the last one. That's going on my Facebook page.

HAVOK
02-21-2012, 18:19
2224

that's fuckin funny.....but true!

sroman877
02-21-2012, 21:48
2232223322342235223622372238

Rickety Rob
02-22-2012, 07:50
I love all three of those Rickety...particularly the last one. That's going on my Facebook page.

hahaha! I thought it would give a laugh or two

Rickety Rob
02-22-2012, 07:50
that's fuckin funny.....but true!

Well said my friend

River_Rat_459
02-22-2012, 20:50
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1202/one-chance-brave-army-pull-the-trigger-demotivational-posters-1329887689.jpg
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Rickety Rob
02-23-2012, 05:59
The last one River Rat is hilarious.

River_Rat_459
02-23-2012, 09:28
The last one River Rat is hilarious.

Thanks. Yeah, I agree...and it's pretty spot-on no matter which way you read into it.

It thought our multitude of zombie hunters would enjoy the second one.

Rickety Rob
02-23-2012, 12:29
2243
2244
2245
2246

bobopong
02-23-2012, 12:34
these have just made my week

comanche_warior
02-23-2012, 12:44
Heres some funny ones

ValhallaCQC
02-23-2012, 22:01
http://img.tapatalk.com/43bd41c8-19aa-bfe3.jpg

HAVOK
02-23-2012, 23:25
I think I know this guy....
2256

HAVOK
02-24-2012, 00:09
I knew somethin was up with this guy....

2257

Rickety Rob
02-24-2012, 05:36
Heres some funny ones

Hahaha! Tramp stamp, who needs those. Crack of that women's ass will do just fine

River_Rat_459
02-24-2012, 10:43
I think I know this guy....
2256

Yeah, I think I know him too. Hear he's pretty good at trivia.

HAVOK
02-24-2012, 11:15
Yeah, I think I know him too. Hear he's pretty good at trivia.

Not at present he's not. I stumped him lol

sroman877
02-25-2012, 22:10
2262

this is so true

recon7239
02-26-2012, 07:08
I knew somethin was up with this guy....

2257

Haha, Tebow is the devil. Lol

saviger
02-26-2012, 19:15
2262

this is so true

Ide have to argue with you, My buddy who joined the AF the same time as I joined the Army.
After I had graduated 19D OSUT, I was able to use the internet. He had sent me several pics over the course of the months. Between all the women, and his MESSY DORM ROOM. I was just a little jealous, and pissed.

Stonezulla
02-26-2012, 20:35
AF chicks can be pretty hot.


I got a fever, and the only prescription, is more Tapatalk.

loakii
02-26-2012, 20:46
AF chicks can be pretty hot.


I got a fever, and the only prescription, is more Tapatalk.

I have a theory as to why AF has pretty hot chicks..it's like this 10 girls want to join..the 10 girls go to the AF first and he takes the first 9 saying to the last one that he has his quota and tells the other to join Army...then opposite 10 average or less girls try and join the AF takes first one as equal opportunity for the first 9. So AF get 9 hot 1 average...the Army get the 9 average and 1 hottie ..it's EO within the forces.


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River_Rat_459
02-26-2012, 21:57
http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/demotivational-posters-vw-at-at1.jpg

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/demotivational-posters-epic-crossovers1.jpg

...AND FOR THE WIN...



http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/demotivational-posters-wtf1.jpg

GriffinSentinel
02-26-2012, 22:10
Sweet zombie Jesus! So much win right there.



http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/demotivational-posters-wtf1.jpg

River_Rat_459
02-27-2012, 21:17
http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/demotivational-posters-best-name-ever.jpg

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/demotivational-posters-coincidence.jpg

HAVOK
02-27-2012, 21:26
http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/demotivational-posters-coincidence.jpg

WOOOOOOW! They're evil! I knew it!

Rickety Rob
02-29-2012, 10:47
AF chicks can be pretty hot.


I got a fever, and the only prescription, is more Tapatalk.

The AF has all the hot chicks. Especially on the enlisted side. I'd probably have 10 kids if I joined the AF

Port66
02-29-2012, 11:04
When I was in Germany we would go to rammstein afb to party with all the af women


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airbornedaddie
02-29-2012, 15:00
I have a theory as to why AF has pretty hot chicks..it's like this 10 girls want to join..the 10 girls go to the AF first and he takes the first 9 saying to the last one that he has his quota and tells the other to join Army...then opposite 10 average or less girls try and join the AF takes first one as equal opportunity for the first 9. So AF get 9 hot 1 average...the Army get the 9 average and 1 hottie ..it's EO within the forces.


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Here's to the Army "10+" I married....yummy, airborne too...:redface:

ROMAD21
02-29-2012, 15:40
??? Hot chicks in the AF???? Maybe one or two here an there but that it. I do see a lot of girls in other branch that look like dudes thou. So if that's what your going off of, I can see your train of thought then.

Rickety Rob
03-01-2012, 05:56
When I was in Germany we would go to rammstein afb to party with all the af women


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Same here when I was stationed in Heidelberg

Rickety Rob
03-01-2012, 05:57
??? Hot chicks in the AF???? Maybe one or two here an there but that it. I do see a lot of girls in other branch that look like dudes thou. So if that's what your going off of, I can see your train of thought then.

Army chicks outside the enlisted ranks is where you find the hot ones. Maybe, and I mean maybe, you'll find a good one in the enlisted ranks.

jxspyder
03-01-2012, 07:45
Army chicks outside the enlisted ranks is where you find the hot ones. Maybe, and I mean maybe, you'll find a good one in the enlisted ranks.

It's really not that hard.

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Rickety Rob
03-01-2012, 07:47
It's really not that hard.

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True but if you have low standards, than every women in the Army is fair game...hahaha.

jxspyder
03-01-2012, 07:59
True but if you have low standards, than every women in the Army is fair game...hahaha.

That's the great thing, I have pretty high standards. Maybe I was just lucky when I was in.

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Port66
03-01-2012, 08:40
I was in Heidelberg my last 3 yrs, I was in Frankfurt and wildflecken before that. there were some hot women in Heidelberg, but they usually wanted the little nerdy guy. I got to sneak around with a couple of female warrants and officers. When I was deployed to Bosnia my 3rd time we got R&R in Budapest for 4 days and omg some of those women were so hot and weren't stuck up about it. Crazy I found out the Hungarian army would enlist women and still probably do since it's only been 15 yrs, to be basically concubines for the troops. They were not considered close to equals. When they sent my team down they asked if we needed any females and we said no we had our own, not knowing what they meant, there felt insulted and things got escalated. We explained our women are soldiers not for servicing the men lol. Of course after hours was different haha.


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KABLAAMIT
03-01-2012, 10:16
Kevin for you...http://img.tapatalk.com/43bd41c8-822d-ec69.jpg

That's where I got my GamerTag - KABLAAMIT!!!

River_Rat_459
03-02-2012, 23:41
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1203/oh-the-places-youll-go-us-navy-seals-demotivational-posters-1330711618.jpg

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1203/peaceful-solution-peace-flowers-demotivational-posters-1330649248.jpg

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/demotivational-posters-one-does-not-simply-qwop.jpg

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/demotivational-posters-as-long-as-that-lasts.jpg

SSG_Guillermo
03-03-2012, 07:08
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1203/peaceful-solution-peace-flowers-demotivational-posters-1330649248.jpg


BOOOOOOOOM!!!...ARRRRRRRRRRRTILLERY!!!:cool:

Bull3tBait
03-03-2012, 09:29
It's really not that hard.

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That's what she said. = P


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River_Rat_459
03-03-2012, 10:50
That's what she said. = P


OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-GX4zg9zjh0k/T0ZvRx6OevI/AAAAAAAAA5k/Jz5n5CJr1VE/s400/trees-ba-dum-tss.png

HAVOK
03-03-2012, 13:57
That's what she said. = P


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Lmao!!! Perfect set up!!

Rickety Rob
03-05-2012, 06:41
BOOOOOOOOM!!!...ARRRRRRRRRRRTILLERY!!!:cool:

Nice!

River_Rat_459
03-07-2012, 16:37
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0912/shermans-march-to-the-sea-big-cheater-demotivational-poster-1259798913.jpg

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0912/online-gaming-i-aint-no-senators-son-demotivational-poster-1259798218.jpg

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0802/the-catrix-matrix-cat-demotivational-poster-1202164209.jpg

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0802/honesty-bob-the-builder-can-we-fix-it-no-its-fucked-demotivational-poster-1202120248.jpg

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0802/make-sure-your-weapon-is-clean-funny-demotivational-poster-1202157682.jpg

twmiller77
03-07-2012, 16:54
[/QUOTE]

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0802/make-sure-your-weapon-is-clean-funny-demotivational-poster-1202157682.jpg[/QUOTE]

Lol that's too funny

Stonezulla
03-08-2012, 13:35
2401

Silly Army...

RogueScot
03-08-2012, 14:02
Here's one.
2403

Rickety Rob
03-09-2012, 06:14
2401

Silly Army...

This is a good one ;)

River_Rat_459
03-12-2012, 21:38
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0907/ac-47-demotivational-poster-1249050181.jpg

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0907/deer-season-is-coming-demotivational-poster-1249052342.jpg

SSG_Guillermo
03-13-2012, 14:52
2435
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SSG_Guillermo
03-13-2012, 15:03
2440
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River_Rat_459
03-13-2012, 17:37
2441



I have actually seen this device be used before...as if nobody was looking. LOL.

loakii
03-13-2012, 18:28
I have actually seen this device be used before...as if nobody was looking. LOL.

Wait I don't think we met before...or are stalking me last time I was at the range.....I only used such device to help relocate bullets that didn't hit the paper the first time or I was such a marksmen my bullets followed others into the same hole so I was short a few holes


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jxspyder
03-13-2012, 18:49
Wait I don't think we met before...or are stalking me last time I was at the range.....I only used such device to help relocate bullets that didn't hit the paper the first time or I was such a marksmen my bullets followed others into the same hole so I was short a few holes


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Suuuuure they did. I remember using that one too once or twice.

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HAVOK
03-13-2012, 23:28
I have actually seen this device be used before...as if nobody was looking. LOL.

Yea I saw it used more than it shoulda been in an Infantry Company.....

MaximusR3
03-14-2012, 12:20
I was such a marksmen my bullets followed others into the same hole so I was short a few holes


yeah, me too! 10 rounds fired, only one hole. dead center mass of course ;)

lol actually after boot i only ever Qual'd at the range in Miramar which was an electronic range so it made the M-7 Skilcraft firing assistant obsolete. It was a pretty BA range though, you had a little PDA looking thing next to you that plotted your shots much more accurately than staring down range to see the little hit markers placed on the targets and in turn made your sight adjustments more accurate.

Plus it was great to not need to split in two groups and have one group firing and the other working the pits. "TARGETS! get those dog targets high in the sky!"

sroman877
03-14-2012, 22:40
2446
found this on a friends facebook

Rickety Rob
03-15-2012, 05:45
2446
found this on a friends facebook

Fair enough!

iamthesgt
03-15-2012, 10:39
2446
found this on a friends facebook

This I like.

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Rickety Rob
03-15-2012, 10:42
24472449
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bulletmagnet
03-15-2012, 17:58
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=61RJGQcG_sM

Pure awesome!

Rickety Rob
03-16-2012, 06:13
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=61RJGQcG_sM

Pure awesome!

Hahaha! I will never get another teddy bear ever....not like I have one to begin with :p

SSG_Guillermo
03-17-2012, 11:02
2459
LMAO...

2460

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River_Rat_459
03-17-2012, 15:53
2462

OMFG! I'm tearing up from laughing so hard.

sroman877
03-18-2012, 23:12
2460

2462
HAHAHAHA thats awesome:highly_amused:

toby2533
03-19-2012, 06:29
2466

For a Monday wake up

Rickety Rob
03-19-2012, 10:19
2466

For a Monday wake up

YEAAAAA BUDDY!

saviger
03-19-2012, 10:49
Yea I saw it used more than it shoulda been in an Infantry Company.....

That actually sounds about right :cool:

HAVOK
03-19-2012, 10:55
That actually sounds about right :cool:

Even our Scout Snipers cheated to keep they're rep intact. I would just shake my head. I made sure everybody in my squad shot expert

River_Rat_459
03-20-2012, 19:53
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0902/rescue-rangers-demotivational-poster-1234377969.jpg

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0902/loosiana-gator-dog-bong-demotivational-poster-1234374595.jpg

HAVOK
03-21-2012, 10:02
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0902/loosiana-gator-dog-bong-demotivational-poster-1234374595.jpg

O.M.G.....I'm so hungry now....

jxspyder
03-21-2012, 10:23
O.M.G.....I'm so hungry now....

So very seconded.

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